![]() Still, the thrill isn’t so much in the flavors as the simple idea that you’re celebrating the Ninja Turtles by eating pizza. Unbelievable! And not something you should eat more than once a year! The spicy jalapenos contrast nicely with the sweet pineapple, and each slice’s crust has been replaced with a row of perforated “Cheesy Bites” - those being oily, mozzarella-stuffed bread knobs served with their own vat of marinara sauce. It may not look pretty, but trust me, it’s delicious. I felt like I was trapped in a giant garlic knot, and I guess, all told, there are worse places to be trapped. On the drive home, my entire car stunk like parmesan cheese and boiling olive oil. You have to admit, if you were going to assign this pizza to just one Ninja Turtle, it’d be Michelangelo. That’s why I picked his pizza for a hands-on review!īehold, Michelangelo’s pizza, topped with pineapple, pepperoni, smoked ham and spicy jalapenos. As the group’s resident party animal, he naturally chose the weirdest blend of toppings. If there’s one Ninja Turtle who would call Pizza Hut and order “a pizza with every fucking animal you have,” it’s Raphael.īut Michelangelo’s is my favorite. Raphael’s pizza, on the other hand, is shamelessly meaty, with pepperoni, sausage, bacon and crumbled beef. (Tell me you couldn’t see Donatello specifically requesting “fresh Roma tomatoes.”) Leo’s is vegetarian, while Don’s mixes grilled chicken with fresh Roma tomatoes. Leonardo and Donatello have comparably healthy pizzas, which makes sense. They put a lot of thought into the toppings, too. Yes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza! On a tip from a reader (thanks, Derick), I learned that Pizza Hut has released FOUR special “Cheesy Bites” pizzas, each intended to be the “favorite” of one of the Ninja Turtles! Nor would I be able to order NINJA TURTLES PIZZA. Without that movie’s need for mass awareness, I wouldn’t be able to drink baby blue Crush soda with pictures of Leonardo on the bottle. A movie you don’t like is just a movie you don’t like, and it needn’t spoil the parts of Turtledom that you do like.Įven if it ends up being terrible, I’ll be glad it exists. I know a lot of folks are feeling “cautious” about Michael Bay’s take, but whatever. Wackadoo promotions for the new Ninja Turtles movie are all over the place, and I couldn’t be happier about that.
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